I was gracefully having an afternoon tea with a friend until he told me this joke which really cracked me up and I lost all the etiquette of savouring afternoon tea like a fair lady should.
So here it is, allow me to share with you joke of the day and please tell me if it cracked you up!
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train, after the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married"
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies,
"Get your own *!#&%* blanket!"
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