Son: What is football, mommy?
Mom: A bunch of guys run around for 90 minutes, rarely score and games often end in a tie and when they do, they break the tie with a single player kicking the ball against a single goalie.
Mom: A bunch of guys run around for 90 minutes, rarely score and games often end in a tie and when they do, they break the tie with a single player kicking the ball against a single goalie.
Son: Why do they bother running around for 90 minutes then?
Mom: I don't know, son. The game just makes no sense to me at all!
Son: Why not just set up half a dozen goals and have half a dozen guys just keep kicking balls against half a dozen goalies at the same time?
Mom: That will make the World Cup spin from 1 month to a day only perhaps. FIFA, which consists of mostly men, will not allow that.
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