Coldness of the world got her to speak her mind about it, but instead of just spitting it out, she sneezes. For her, it is impossible to sneeze without sounding (and appearing) ridiculous.
As you grow, your jawline might change, your hair style will change and you can even change the way you hail a taxi but your sneezing style, it stays with you, for life.
The build-up and release of some sneezes is worth a book, I think. For instance, there are those gentle sneezes that sound like birds, hardly get noticed. There are some geniuses who seem to be able to swallow their sneezes, an envious style I cannot master. Then we have the "achoo" variety - almost universal in its impact, something really honest about this and most people readily respond with a "bless you".
And there's a type called a blast. It begins with a contorted face, moves on to the shoulders shake and rolling eyes and sometimes, is given greater emphasis by the flapping arms, followed by the outburst. This, sadly, is the category in which I belong - the kind that will cause bystanders to jump out of their skins and rush into bomb shelters.
Oh well, I have been frank.
What about yours?
What about yours?
1 comment:
My sneezes come in 2 ways....the slow build up or the instant surprise type. Its either cute or scary! lol
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